The episode begins and don’t worry, everyone is still crying. Kelsey is still upset about her bottle of champagne, Hannah Ann(a) is still offended she would be accused of opening it. Bored of this storyline ABC, Champagnegate was so last week…
Read MoreThe episode kicks off right where we left off. Peter and Hannah are sitting in some room talking about their relationship. It’s clear they’re still attracted to each other which makes it extra brutal when they keep showing the girls he’s currently ON A DATE WITH in random spots of the empty theater writing in their sex journals.
Read MoreWelcome to a new season of The Bachelor. Fasten your seatbelts and locate the exit rows because it’s about to be a trainwreck disaster.
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