We are headed to Chile my friends! Peter speaks Spanish and then says that it’s going to get hot and spicy…”let the romance commence.” I hear these things coming out of his mouth but even he himself looks uncomfortable saying them.
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We start with Peter chatting with Alayahaha and sending her home. He apparently understands his lack of judgment and why everyone is angry with him. Her chest is out to play but he says it’s just too much and walks her out. For some reason, some of the other girls are still crying and wondering “well, what if he gets confused again?” Um, yes ladies he is confused.
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We start off with the solo appearance of Chris Harrison for the entire episode. He creepily opens the door to let a group of girls know that they’re “making biscuits”. Apparently that registers to them as they all hop off the patio furniture and join him for his group address.
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The episode begins and don’t worry, everyone is still crying. Kelsey is still upset about her bottle of champagne, Hannah Ann(a) is still offended she would be accused of opening it. Bored of this storyline ABC, Champagnegate was so last week…
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The episode kicks off right where we left off. Peter and Hannah are sitting in some room talking about their relationship. It’s clear they’re still attracted to each other which makes it extra brutal when they keep showing the girls he’s currently ON A DATE WITH in random spots of the empty theater writing in their sex journals.
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Welcome to a new season of The Bachelor. Fasten your seatbelts and locate the exit rows because it’s about to be a trainwreck disaster.
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